But there is good news. Any day now, after thorough interagency review, the Standing Committee for Posterior Selection will have given provisional approval for a working list of asses for POTUS to kick with an OSHA-approved shoe. Alas, final environmental-impact statements are pending. But once that hurdle is cleared, the president will focus like a laser on ass-kicking.

The Very Model of a Modern Major Generalist As someone once said, “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.” When you’ve spent that long waiting in line for yourself, it’s bound to be a disappointment.

Our Whiner-in-Chief Clarence Darrow once said, “when I was a boy I was told that anyone could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.”

Every now and then a strange paragraph slips by the editors of the New York Times… Sometimes the truth is too obvious to ignore.

A Cause Celeb Is Born…A documented Harvard student who happens to be an illegal alien* is nabbed by immigration

Social Security cash flow suddenly negative

Palestinians Against Hamas

Ron Paul as (just another) dishonorable politician

Why the Far Left Hates Baseball

Top UN Scientist: There Never Was Consensus on Global Warming – Only a Few Dozen Believed It

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Seems to me what the Left should be asking is not if Sarah Palin’s pair has grown, but when their president plans to grow a pair. What if the Bambi made Palin the Oil Spill Czar?

Democrats new immigration approach? Talk like Republicans

…the main complaint about the OCE (Office of Congressional Ethics) is they’re … wait for it … too transparent in their investigations.

‘A New Way of Being on the Planet’

Tina Brown Says “Wingnut” Women Blow To Feminism

Is Cuba Smuggling Terrorists into the U.S. through Mexico and Arizona?

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Osama bin Laden and top aides are hiding in Sabzevar, Iran

Matthews: Tea Party is scary because, er, gunsgunsgunsgunsguns!

Scott takes 13-point lead over McCollum in FL GOP gubernatorial primary poll

Police Taser Man Having Sex On His Lawn

Study: Women don’t like modest men

Obama announces new terrorist stimulus package

What a difference a year makes

On Greedy Geezers: Alan Simpson can engage in generational warfare all day and all night; grandchildren have a better friend in their “greedy” grandparents than they do in their paternalistic government or, for that matter, in Grandpa Al.

ACORN employees tell FBI of deliberate election fraud, according to new documents

The resolution is a referendum not on climate science but on who shall make climate policy: Elected lawmakers who must answer to the people at the ballot box or politically unaccountable bureaucrats, trial lawyers, and activist judges appointed for life?

Auto Dealers Demolish White House Rationale for Opposing Murkowski Resolution

Barbarians hang 7 year old “spy”

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Who’s In Charge Here?

The inside story of how Obama failed to crack down on the corruption of the Bush years – and let the world’s most dangerous oil company get away with murder

Safety Experts: Salazar lied about what we said. – Update: legal challenge

In other words, Thomas was not voicing the usual prejudice, but something much creepier, a sort of flippant pop blueprint for a repeat of 1939–45, echoing the shout from one of the seaborne “peace” protestors, “Go back to Auschwitz!”

Goo-Goo Genocidaires: The Blood Is Dripping From Their Hands

Jawa Exclusive: NJ Jihadist Carlos Almonte hated Jews too, was “Death to all Juice” guy

Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials are preparing to roll out a series of changes at several privately owned immigration detention centers, including relaxing some security measures for low-risk detainees and offering art classes, bingo and continental breakfast on the weekends.

Legal verdict: Manmade global warming science doesn’t withstand scrutiny

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